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Good Old Questions.

Posted by: Moallima on: March 21, 2009

Answers are in reverse order.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. !kcarc ot drah yrev era sroolf etercnoC
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. .tliub ydaerla si ti lla ta emit oN
Q.If you [...]

Our System!

Posted by: Moallima on: March 4, 2009

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce [...]

Baby Warning Instructions

Posted by: Moallima on: February 28, 2009

Interesting ‘Do’s And Don’ts With Babies’ warning instructions that comes from a book by David and Kelly Sopp. Silly yet amusing that would lighten up your bad baby day.
26 more pics of weird baby warning instructions after the jump.

Source: Cool Stuff

The 25 Most Commonly Misspelled Words

Posted by: Moallima on: February 13, 2009

Get a test of your spellings here, and without using an online dictionary.
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It’s Incredible!

So English Makes Sense?

Posted by: Moallima on: February 12, 2009

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the [...]


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We humans are proved to be greatest escapists, whether it is a matter of personal weaknesses or worldly difficulties. Unless we face our own dark faces, we can neither realize ourselves nor our purpose.

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