Crystal’s Bouquet

Posts Tagged ‘fun

Good Old Questions.

Posted by: Moallima on: March 21, 2009

Answers are in reverse order.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. !kcarc ot drah yrev era sroolf etercnoC
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. .tliub ydaerla si ti lla ta emit oN
Q.If you [...]

Baby Warning Instructions

Posted by: Moallima on: February 28, 2009

Interesting ‘Do’s And Don’ts With Babies’ warning instructions that comes from a book by David and Kelly Sopp. Silly yet amusing that would lighten up your bad baby day.
26 more pics of weird baby warning instructions after the jump.

Source: Cool Stuff

If I’m Rich . . .!!!

Posted by: Moallima on: September 27, 2008

If I’m Rich . . .!!!
I will buy Moonlight

My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world

My pet with the diamond teeth .

My pretty servant always ready

My glass made only by diamond.

If I have time,I’ll play golf on the boat.

My security for 24 hours.

Only fresh water from the Himalayas to [...]

A Touching Poem

Posted by: Moallima on: September 19, 2008

A Touching Poem

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song……

A fart can create
A most curious [...]

Random Funny Facts

Posted by: Moallima on: July 27, 2008

The ten most generous countries are all in Europe.
The longest sausage made in Australia was 11 kilometers (6.9 miles) long.
We lose half a liter of water a day through breathing.
0.7% of Americans are currently in prison. Wow!
Seaweed is used to thicken ice-cream.
In a year, your heart can beat up to 40,000,000 times!.
85% of men who [...]


Face yourself!

We humans are proved to be greatest escapists, whether it is a matter of personal weaknesses or worldly difficulties. Unless we face our own dark faces, we can neither realize ourselves nor our purpose.

Archives

Flickr Photos

Nubes de lluvia - Rain clouds - Explore ! (Front Page)

Sligachan II

blueberry frost

Have you heard the one about the dog who went for a walk and forgot to take his owner?

.

Explore - DSC_1310 > Suffering v2

More Photos

Stats

  • 32,162 hits